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Thailand Tourists
$4.99 – $12.99 Jaggs, Peter
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Thailand Tourists

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The Love Hunter, Thirty-Minute Millionaires, Ethnic Ethel and the Artful Dodger plus many more. If you have travelled to Thailand, you will certainly have come across most of the characters in this book at some time and it is quite possible you will even recognize yourself amongst the pages.
True to form, the author takes a tongue-in-cheek look at tourists he has known in the Land of Smiles, all of whom are based on people he has seen or met in over three decades of living in a country which undeniably attracts some very colourful individuals.
Uncompromisingly honest and wickedly amusing, Thailand Tourists is a must-read for anybody contemplating a trip anywhere in Asia and will give a completely different aspect to a boring flight, a day on the beach or a hop around the night-spots, allowing the reader to tick off the types represented one by one; all brought to life by the illustrations and script in a unique and often remarkable way.
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Thailand Changes
$4.99 – $13.99 Jaggs, Peter
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Thailand Changes

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This book takes an offbeat and humorous look at how tourism has changed radically in Thailand over the past thirty-five years, seen through the eyes of two red-blooded young men who made their first trips to the country over three decades apart.
Peter Jaggs provides an unparalleled insight into the night-streets, tourist resorts and rural villages of both modern day and bygone Thailand and goes some way to explaining why many men become so hooked on the country after just one short visit, it changes their lives forever.
Thailand Changes is at the same time both hilarious and sobering. The writing is blunt and honest and about as politically correct as a sexist Klansman on a baby seal hunt wearing an ocelot fur coat, so reader discretion is advised.
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Putin Huylo and the Goldfish
$3.99 Bulgaricus, Bacillus
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Putin Huylo and the Goldfish

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This book retells the classical Russian fairy tale of The Fisherman and the Goldfish in a new modern version in which the Russian president Putin catches a goldfish and eventually makes megalomaniac wishes to it.
The author mocks the aggressive foreign policy of the current Russian president Putin in a funny and witty way that will make you laugh loudly, especially if you love political satire.
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1970’s Billericay Boy
$4.99 – $13.99 Jaggs, Peter
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1970’s Billericay Boy

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1970’s Billericay Boy is the story of a boy growing to early manhood in the Seventies and transports the reader slap-bang into the middle of a world of ‘bunking’ off school, getting the ‘whack’, smoking Players’ cigarettes at the top of the school field and ‘getting off’ with ‘birds’ at the back of the Archer Hall disco.
The book is as hilarious, moody and sad as the lives of many teenagers of the time were and those who grew up in the era of Raleigh Choppers, Yamaha Fizzies, flared trousers, DM boots and Saturday afternoon football hooliganism will identify with it well. Dripping with nostalgia and peppered with a host of unforgettable characters, the author remembers his first clumsy encounters with girls, the first vehicles he ever owned and the first time he ever got drunk, as well as reliving the pressures and uncertainties of growing up and starting work during one of Britain’s worst economic recessions – all set against a soundtrack of David Bowie, Abba and Johhny Rotten’s Sex Pistols.
Peter Jaggs has written many books about Thailand, most of which have reached bestselling status in their own categories. 1970’s Billericay Boy is different in that it revisits the decade he is convinced led him to run like hell to Asia in the first place. Shocking, sobering and side-splittingly funny, his latest book must surely be seen as an important piece of social history in its own right.
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Six of the Best
$0.00 Mad Mally
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Six of the Best

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Poems that is: Sorry!
A small collection of Mad Mally’s best poems
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Farang in Thailand
$2.99 – $7.99 Chef Tummy
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Farang in Thailand

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99 Thai-Ku poems about the funny strange place called Thailand
Farang in Thailand – Yes, You! This book is about your life, a life only you and your mates in Thailand understand. The Thailand expat life that has to be lived but you can’t quite explain why. These brief poems say what you feel. You must have this book for your life to be complete.
Whether you are a Westerner living in Thailand or observant visitor, the complete contrast to life in the West becomes apparent immediately after arriving and leaving the plane.
Then, after living in Thailand for some time, that which is foreign and strange can become familiar.
This interplay between the bizarre and the familiar makes living in Thailand an exciting, odd journey. A long-stay foreigner can become a philosopher, especially as the ice rattles in the empty glass in the waning hours of Happy Hour. The deep questions abound: where is home? Who are these people smiling at me? Why is there always chilie in my food? Why is there not enough chilie in my food? Nong! Where are the chilies, please?
So I took a step back and prescribed myself some more medical Sang Som and wrote these observations about Thai culture from the perspective of that guy rattling the ice in the glass and wondering where the chilies are. Nong! Where are the chilies, please?
Some of these vignettes are from real experiences; some are from my imagination. All encapsulate part of the hard to explain Thailand experience.
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Living The Dream
$4.99 – $14.99 Lilburne, Guy
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Living The Dream

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Growing old disgracefully in Thailand is an occupational hazard for retired ex-pats who just want to be ‘Living the Dream’. For a small group of ex-pats living in Pattaya, living the dream is sitting in The Sloan Square Bar and playing dominos, obviously putting the world to rights while they play.
The landlord is Gary Sloan. He is the sort of person you either love or hate. Some people love to hate him and some people hate the fact that they love him. His skin is as thick as a sprung mattress. He leads this group of ex-pats in a series of adventure and misadventure. It is an emotional roller coaster ride of highs and lows that will stay in your memory long after you have finished reading this book. They are more than just close friends. They are a band of brothers. This is their story. A story you will be happy they shared.
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Do You Remember Your First Blow Job?
$4.99 – $12.99 Conn, Thomas
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Do You Remember Your First Blow Job?

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Tasted like shit, didn’t it?
Adult joke book
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Take My Sweet Pea, Lick My Lily
$1.99 – $14.99 Iskra, Nadezhda
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Take My Sweet Pea, Lick My Lily

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Short Stories Of Erotica
Short Erotica Stories. Different Women, Different Sex Lives
Our sex lives are the true reflections of who we are. It’s when we’re stripped off of our pretenses and judgments. We are left bare—literally and figuratively. It is the only time we are able to express our affection and adoration towards another person. The more you adore the person you’re having sex with, the more pleasure you give. We’re all different, some our loud in bed, others are like birds, only cooing, a few are like wild animals, ravaging one another’s flesh into death and heaven, and most are like sheep in wolves’ clothing. Never be afraid to show who you are through sex. This book is written to serve as inspiration to finally submit yourselves to sex. After all, it’s why we’re alive.
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My Name is Eric
$3.99 Kimura, Rei
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My Name is Eric

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No one can argue with the cliché that a dog is “Man’s Best Friend” from time immemorial. But has anyone ever look behind this airy statement and see what Man’s Best Friend is really like INSIDE of him? His thoughts, his perceptions of life and how he sees his relationship with us?
This is the story of Eric, a precocious, irreverent male Pomeranian and is told from HIS perception of life and how he views his best friend, Man! It is a delightful story filled with a myriad of emotions ranging from tear jerking touching moments to Eric’s humorous and satirical descriptions of his relationship with his family and all the other humans who have the misfortune of crossing his path!
“My name is Eric and a piece of gilt edged, important looking paper says I am a male Pomeranian of retired champion and show dog bloodline, place and date of birth, a remote dog breeding farm, deep inside rural New South Wales, Australia on the 16th of Dec, 1997” is how he declares himself!
We follow Eric through his journey to dog spas, dog funerals and a whole horde of crazy activities and here is what he had to say about them!
“And ok, I hate to admit it but I was more than a little curious about this craze that was razing the pet community like a raging bush fire. It tickled me pink to see those glossy brochures of dogs lying in tubs of bubbling water surrounded by flowers and glowing tea candles, God, what were all those humans thinking of?”
This thoroughly irreverent Rogue Pomeranian has fetishes and “bargains” with his family over his own misbehavior!
His favorite quote?
“Well, they don’t say it’s a dog’s life of being misunderstood, misinterpreted and misquoted for nothing!”
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Romancing The Thai
$4.99 Reynolds, Mark
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Romancing The Thai

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The Thai Love & Romance Language Phrasebook
Romancing The Thai by Mark Reynolds is the only Thai Love, Sex romance language Phrasebook eBook you’re going to be needing when holidaying in Thailand. This Ebook will introduce you to all the most useful Thai romantic phrases and sweet words you’ll ever need when looking for love & romance in the Land Of Smiles. The e-book includes…
1) Ice breakers. Hello how are you ? What’s your name? etc. No Thai language Romantic phrasebook should be without these basic bread and butter ice breakers.
2) Talking about the Thai girls family. This is going to score you brownie points when dating most Thai women!
3) Basic romantic talk. Have you got a boyfriend / girlfriend? Would you like to go out? Etc.
4) Eating out. There’s nothing like a bit of wining and dining to get the ball rolling!
5) Romantic phrases and conversations. “I love you” “I want to share my life with you” etc.
6) Conversational text sections where you can practice your Thai in various realistic everyday language situational exchanges.
7) A section about getting married.
8) Having problems and want out of the relationship? There is a handy section that introduces you to some helpful phrases to deal with these types of situations.
9) In the bedroom section. This is where you’ll get a chance to really flex your linguistic muscle!
10) A little section about health and chemists just in case! And lots lots more…
A Thai Language Phrase Book With A Difference
Romancing the Thai is not simply just another “wham bam thank you ma’am” Thai love language phrasebook eBook – it goes deeper than that! This guide will not only teach you the most important aspects of the Thai romance language – but will also provide the reader with a working blueprint that they can easily follow in order to achieve success in casual or long term relationships with Thai women.
Romancing The Thai Language Phrasebook can be used, and is suitable in many situations. It can be utilized by…
1) Men who are looking for a serious long term relationships with Thai Girls & marriage.
2) Men who are just taking a short vacation in Thailand – and are looking to have some no strings attached fun – with the many Thai bar girls who work the nightlife venues of Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket.
3) Men & women regardless of their sexual orientation (gay men & lesbians will also find the language useful and relevant).
4) Students of the Thai language as a vocabulary and Lexis expander.
5) Anyone who is interested in reading a light hearted fun Thai language phrase book.
And Finally! If you’re planning a vacation in Thailand – then “Romancing The Thai Language Love Romance & Sex Phrasesbook ebook” is a must have! So don’t leave home without it!!!
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From Jarrow to the WORLD
$0.00 Writeson, Joe
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So you see … there IS such a thing as a free lunch.
An introduction to the ‘From Jarrow to … ‘ series of books, featuring selected passages and chapters.
The books are based on my travels and observations accumulated whilst traveling the world in the petrochemical construction industry.
The anecdotes are linked with characters appearing a number of times over quite a few projects, countries … and years.
The main subject matter is the interaction between expats and locals, plus the culture shocks to both sides … and the sometimes very curious reactions.
Warning : Adult content often written in a childish … and un-PC manner.
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Surviving Thai Cuisine
$0.00 – $9.99 Doyle, Terence
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Surviving Thai Cuisine

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A Guide to the 37 Most Weird Foods Waiting To Surprise You In Thailand
From Ant Eggs…To Water Bugs
Every visitor to Thailand is interested in the country’s ubiquitous bug carts. Those cute two wheel trolleys pushed along the night streets by smiling vendors selling – well, selling bugs. Their usual menu runs the gamut from grasshoppers to scorpions. But bugs as a gourmet treat are only the most obvious of the many food challenges awaiting unwary visitors. Other surprising ingredients range from dancing shrimp to rats.
Even apparently harmless dishes, like a soup, a salad or a glass of water, can be dangerous for the unsuspecting.
Surviving Thai Cuisine will guide you past most of the main culinary minefields. At the same time, it also offers an introduction to Thai food generally and to many other aspects of Thai culture.
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Thailand Bar Girls’ Men: Saints and Sinners
$4.99 – $12.99 Jaggs, Peter
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Thailand Bar Girls’ Men: Saints and Sinners

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There have been hundreds of books about the girls who ply the oldest trade in the world around the bars and night-spots of Thailand and it is certainly arguable that yet another volume on the subject would be excess to requirements. However, up until now it is true to say that nobody has ever given the girls and women in question a chance to have their say about the men who come to peruse the neon-lit jungles of the country and pay for their company and the author feels that it is high time somebody did so.
It is undeniable that the vast majority of books written about Thailand’s bar-girls depict them as mercenary, money-grabbing scammers and it would be naïve and perhaps even foolish for anybody to believe that in a large number of cases this is not true. Maybe this is why most of the males who appear in Thai bar-girl literature appear as unfortunate, love-struck nice-guys who didn’t know any better and who did not deserve to be wronged by a cheating schemer, however convincing, sexy and genuine she might have seemed at the time.
But there are always two sides to every story. The fifteen true tales and anecdotes in ‘Thailand bar-girls’ men; Saints & Sinners’ are straight from the seductive lips of the girls who work the bars and streets of Thailand and they show that there are gentleman amongst their customers who are truly gallant as well as rogues whose appalling behavior at times borders on the demonic. Men who have spent any time at all around the night streets of Thailand will be able to identify these character types amongst the stories in this book and some might even recognize themselves.
Apart from underlining the fact that there is good and bad in everyone and in all walks of life, the stories in ‘Thailand Bar Girls’ Men; Saints & Sinners’ do not attempt to draw any conclusions as to whether it is the women of Thailand or the foreigners who come to meet them who are right or wrong but simply states the facts in order to allow the reader to make up his or her own mind, although they definitely do offer an insight into why some Thai bar-girls have chosen to become the way they are.
‘Jaggs is a rare kind of ex-pat, relishing the atmosphere of Pattaya and its charming women and communicating the romantic ups and downs of the city with a perfectly targeted common touch’ Richard Ravensdale; Pattaya ex-pats club Vice President
‘Jaggs has become like a master brewer, skillfully distilling a wealth of living experiences into some very funny moments in Fun City’
Pattaya Trader Magazine
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Bonking Billy’s Thailand Diary (Parts I+II)
$4.99 Jaggs, Peter
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Bonking Billy’s Thailand Diary (Parts I+II)

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Bonking Billy’s Thailand Diary (Part I) reached No.1 in Amazon’s bestseller list under the Asia category within a couple of days of its release, so we thought we had better get Part II out to the people who bought it as quickly as possible, so here it is. Bonking Billy Essex has been coming to Thailand for a long time now and although he is realistic enough to realize he will never understand the mysteries of the Far East, he sure knows how to have a good time. Bonking Billy unashamedly visits Thailand and Pattaya for the bars, the girls and the infamous nightlife that throbs and pulsates beneath the flashing neon lights of one of the wildest cities in the world. Billy couldn’t tell you much about the history or culture of the country he loves so much; he doesn’t know a chedi from a wihaan, prefers fish and chips to exotic Thai cuisine and thinks that karma is some kind of an Indian curry. But boy; does he know his way around the night-streets.
Peter Jaggs has written several best-selling books about Thailand and Pattaya and he rescued the dog-eared, torn copy of Bonking Billy’s Thailand Diary a little, changed a few names of places and people to protect the guilty, and the result is an extraordinary journal that gives the reader an accurate and amusing insight into the Pattaya of days gone by; at a time when the city was just coming to the end of its reign as one of the raunchiest destinations ever known to man.
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Space and Our-Kid go to Pattaya
$4.99 Little, Alan
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Space and Our-Kid go to Pattaya

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Two brothers who are stuck in the rut of their boring lives, and doing the same thing week in, week out, until the younger brother, ‘Our-Kid’, wakes up one morning, and decides that he wants to change things.
He convinces his brother, ‘Space’, to go on a Christmas break to Thailand with him, and he books a holiday for them on the internet.
It all turns out to be a very funny story indeed!
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Thailand Bar Girls, Angels and Devils
$4.99 – $12.99 Jaggs, Peter
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Thailand Bar Girls, Angels and Devils

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Men have been coming to Thailand for many years now to enjoy the infamous night-life of cities like Pattaya, Bangkok and Phuket and to experience the girls that work in the thousands of bars around them. Some have found out to their cost that there are devils amongst the young women that ply their trade in the neon-lit forests of the country and others have been lucky enough to have discovered angels. Peter Jaggs has spent the best part of the past thirty years in Thailand and his previous books about the characters and locations on the seedier side of the streets of Thailand have reached best selling status in their respective categories on Amazon’s lists as well as those of other distributors and have sold thousands of copies to date. His first work, ‘From Beggar to Butterfly’ was described by the legendary Bernard Trink in a review in the Bangkok Post as one of the best books on Pattaya written. ‘Thailand Bar-girls; Angels and Devils,’ is in the same genre and written in very much the same style. During more than a quarter of a century in Pattaya the author has seen and heard many tales of true love, deception and even murder and death, with Thailand’s bar-girls taking the part of the main players. This book contains the very best of them. Many of the stories are funny and others are heart-warming. Some are distressing and one or two are bizarrely insane. Once again, the author has produced another work that is a must-read for anyone intending to take a stroll down the bright lights of Thailand’s night-streets and it will give those who read it an unparalleled insight into the world of the country’s good-time girls and hookers that will prove invaluable for anybody planning a close encounter with Thailand’s bar-girls, and the angels and devils amongst them.
‘Peter Jaggs is a highly skilled writer supremely confident in his craft’ Daniel Schwartz, Pattaya Trader Magazine
‘Jaggs is a rare kind of ex-pat, not only relishing the atmosphere of Pattaya and its charming women but he can communicate the romantic ups and downs with a perfectly targeted common touch’ Richard Ravensdale, Vice President Pattaya ex-pats club
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Thailand Drifter
$4.99 – $13.99 Jaggs, Peter
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Thailand Drifter

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Whether your idea of travelling Thailand is wandering around the ruined temples of Sukhothai and Ayutthaya, swinging in a hammock outside a ramshackle hut on a deserted, backpackers’ beach, meeting the Akha Hill-Tribe people of the North or drinking beer and getting down and dirty with the bar-girls and lady-boys of Pattaya; Thailand Drifter has it all, plus a load of laughs and very much more.
Over the past few years, a growing number of titles about roaming Thailand have appeared on the shelves of bookstores and on e-book websites, but what sets Peter Jaggs’ work apart from the others is the way in which the author’s words paint a perfect picture of the kind of situations and characters that any visitor to the country is bound to find themselves involved with, should they have come to Thailand for the diverse culture, the infamous night-life, the glorious beaches or simply for a relaxing holiday. After thirty years of floating around Thailand Jaggs knows what he is talking about and the thousands of copies his twelve titles have sold to date, despite only being on sale for only a few years, demonstrate this.
The twenty unique and very humorous travel tales contained in this offering are inescapably relevant to any potential traveler to the country, because as well as the kaleidoscope of colorful individuals they will undoubtedly stumble across, the book also brings to life a wealth of locations and circumstances that the reader is almost certain to walk slap-bang into, when following in the footsteps of a confirmed Thailand Drifter.
“Modern classics of Pattaya? I think so, you judge”. Richard Ravensdale, Vice President of Pattaya ex-pats club
“It is clear that Peter knows what he is talking about to be able to write (them) so well”. Pattaya Trader Magazine
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Bangkok Smile/s Volume II
$4.99 Watson, Hugh
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Bangkok Smile/s Volume II

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Secrets of the Thais from Phra Attit Road to Sukhumvit – Volume 2
First, the aim is to point out the amusing things for the visitor or resident in Bangkok. This is especially amazing as the entire world now is going into a mental meltdown, economics teetering, social unrest a general event, mother nature there showing the earthquakes and floods she has to pull out in order to break global monotony.
Testosterone is down for males and relativism is up for world politics. Taking this all in in the sanctuary of seamy Bangkok is quite an experience. Thais quietly doing their own thing seem ready to buttress the collapses going on, and charge into the future like armadillos with pseudo Ban Ray sunglasses out to see a nuclear test. The Thais’ unique tenacity to survive is wound up and ready to go.
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Bangkok Smile/s – Volume 1
$4.99 Watson, Hugh
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Bangkok Smile/s – Volume 1

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Like the first work ‘Siam Smile/s’, this book intends to point out how amusing humans are, especially when one is in a different country, as all the awkward and untoward things stick out like elephants wearing sunglasses.
There are hysterical things happening every day in Thailand. The trick is to spot the amusing moments and have a good laugh or snicker.
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