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A foolproof guide to the mating game and a humorous look at Thailand’s modern Miss.
A definitive look at the man-woman relationship in Thailand.
Avoid ‘Expat Syndrome’, Know ‘The Bar Code’.
Patty’s Guide to Thai Ladies & All Men
$3.99
A foolproof guide to the mating game and a humorous look at Thailand’s modern Miss.
A definitive look at the man-woman relationship in Thailand.
Avoid ‘Expat Syndrome’, Know ‘The Bar Code’.
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| Language | English |
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